I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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