I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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