How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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