hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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