A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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