K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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