Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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