I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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