There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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