his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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