Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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