adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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