"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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