i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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ttyl tear gas
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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