Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
3pm strippers are depressing
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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