im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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