whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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