Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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