I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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