a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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