Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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