saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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