question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
