So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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