well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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