all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
This is classic penis vs brain.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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