Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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