Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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