I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
God, I missed his penis.
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