I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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