so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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