so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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