Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
This can only be settled by a dance off.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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