Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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