I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Randomize
