I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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