Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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