Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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