You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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