i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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