the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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