why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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