pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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