I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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