You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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