we made out on top of his cat.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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