can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
tell me about the fingering
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