smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My dick has a subreddit
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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