Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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