Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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