She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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