when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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